Gems from Noah at 5 1/2...

"Momma," (running from the TV to me in the office)
"if you go to All You Can Eat Sushi, it's only $15 per person!
but if you brought us all that would be a lot of 15's...
if you and daddy went it would only be 2 15's!"

"I need a new mattress like on television
because I don't sleep very much
and if I had a new one, I would sleep all night!"
(He has the newest mattress in the house)

"I want that toy! Screaming Banshee! Look at how fun it looks!
Other cars sold separately."