my three sons

Trying to avoid pee all over the bathroom from the now potty trained twins, I talked to Hayden about maybe not pinching his peepee to aim it (ouch!), but rather pushing down on it with his finger.  He answered me with "OK mom, but if it goes around and around, it's like a FIREHOSE!  and then he ran off yelling "I'm a firehose!  I'm a firehose!"

Last night I was talking with the twins about their Santa's wishlists.  They asked me what they should ask Santa for.  Hayden said he would like another SpiderMan chopper (which he got for his birthday this year and loves).  I asked him what he would do with the first one if he got another one for Christmas.  He answered "Well, hopefully I will have lost it."